Work Light



Work lights are small, battery-powered lights used to illuminate a workspace, which may be attached to surfaces via suction cup or allowed to float freely. They are inexpensive and may be treated as disposable when their one-hour battery expires, or they may be collected by the frugal for recharging or recycling as raw materials in a factory.

Their inexpensiveness comes at the cost of reliability, and work lights have been known to fail well before their one-hour battery should expire. Galactic Consumer Reports found they stand an estimated 1-in-60 chance of failing each minute. WazuTek, the work lights' manufacturer, has stated it is aware of the problem and wishes to direct any concerned customers to their Complaints office located in the center of VY Canis Majoris.